Art history for Halloween

Salut! I didn't die or something. I was just extremely occupied by other VERY important stuff (I'll explaind it later).

I hope that none of you, my devoted readers, booked a mass for my soul. It would be a terrible waste of your money.

Since I am still alive and Halloween is coming, I strongly recommend you started thinking about your fancy dresses. Here is a handful of inspiration.

If you seem to be a bad girl but deep inside hide a heart of gold, dress up as...

BAGLIONE'S ANGEL!

If you are short, ugly and have a lot of money, dress up as...

MICHAŁOWSKI'S NAPOLEON!

If you are an astrologic Leo, make your haistyle look like...

MALCZEWSKI'S MEDUSA'S CURLY MANE!

If you are a fan of this awful trend of applying feather to knitwear which is the best way yo add yourself at least 5 kg, get inspired by...

KIKI SMITH!

If the tooth of time didn't manage to bite your patriotism and you are resistent to consumptionism and hedonism of our decade, wear a costume similar to...

BAŁKA'S LITTE GOOD BOY!

If you want to show off with your hair which looks normal again after a certain number of unhappy experiments such as dying it blue, ask your hairdresser to make you look like...

FRIDA!

If Pokemons was your favorite Japaneese cartoon when you were a kid, get inspired by...

WATERHOUSE!

If you prefered Sailor Moon, chose...

MUCHA!

If you are a fan of theatre, remember about...

MUCHA too! (theatre and anime - what an ecclectic mix!)

If you are a really bad guy, set your wild instincts free and dress up for...

A DEVIL FROM THE FACADE OF NOTRE DAME!

If you are a girlfriend of such a guy, then nothing is left for you but dressing up for...

HIS PARTNER ANGEL!

If you want to correct your posture and twisted spine, put on your spine the construction like in...

MALCZEWSKI'S PAINTING of Thanatos!

If you are a slightly dull yet wealthy couple, dress up for...

Ekkehardt and Uta

If you had a nasty swimming teacher, become...

CELLINI'S PERSEUS for one night!

If you like rave, get dressed as...

ZURBARAN'S SAINT SERAPION!

If you are Anna Dello Russo, dress up for...

ZURBARAN'S SAINT CASILDA!

If you love Dolce&Gabbana's chick, get inspired by...

GOYA'S ITCHINGS!

If your last name is Grycan or Kardashian, get inspired by...

HIS PAINTINGS!

If you like Iris Van Herpen and cannot afford to buy her designs, look for inspiration among works of...

TINTORETTO!

If you hate PETA and Joanna Krupa, wear natural furs as the model for...

ALMA-TADEMA!

If you are Lady Gaga, get inspired by...

GRUNEWALD!

If you behaved really sluttly lately yet you want to cover up your nature of a pervert with a decent dress, put on your back the outfit of...

THE MUSE OF TOULOUSE-LAUTREC!

Have fun and play insane!

xxx