6/06/2012

Haute couture casting


Pieter Paul Rubens, The Wedding by Proxy of Marie de' Medici to King Henry IV, 1622-1624

Marie de Medici, can't you talk to Jesus Christ and asked whether it is possible he ressurected you slightly earlier? We all the fashion people definitely need you to come back. And do so before Last Judgement. Elie Saab makes too beautiful dresses to let him die from hunger and there is no one on earth to truly WEAR his clothes. Mother of six and actively involved into humanitarian work, Angelina Jolie can cope with haute couture, but please not Kim Kardashian!

Tailoring on this level requires having at least some strenght of character. If you lack in this as most of modern celebs do, you can at most be dressed in haute couture. Let's keep it straight - being dressed and wearing are two different kinds of story.

So Lord, be grateful and bring Marie de Medici back to life. Not only Karl Lagerfeld will hire her for a show, but maybe also Raf Simons will anounce her the new muse for Dior?

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